Throughout the ages, humanity has faced great adversity. Whether it was the ravages of disease, war, famine, or economic depression, the people of the world have steadfastly held onto that one facet shared by every society, comfort food. In the case of today’s financial depression the peoples’ reaction is no different from the many generations before them, they all seek those kinds of foods which cradle their hearts with lard in their hour of poverty and need.

Dear Darth Vader:
I would like to inquire about your current state of trying to kidnap Princess Leia and trying to convert Luke Skywalker over to the “dark” side and I was wondering why all of your goals are so destructive.